BlakeneyJackson

The straightest bottom you'll ever meet

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catsurbate:

hilaryclintit:

foodchewer:

imagine an ocean full of coca cola

is pepsi okay

pepsea

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heckacute:

"Grandmother, what big ears you have," said Little Red Riding Hood.

"They’re plugs, not gauges," said the wolf. 

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lordfricker:

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AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES

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I want to touch you, Haruka.

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cocaineteas:

the-anal-rapist:

kruel-kid:

drunkblogging:

I FOUND IT YES 

thank you 

I bet he’s latino.

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everythingpersian:

Lmaooo omg

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